Monday, September 14, 2009

Part 25 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Seventh-day Adventist Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes SIX: One to hold a silent prayer vigil, one to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb,  one to quote the appropriate scripture from the bible, and two to go knock on someone's door and annoy them.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Part 24 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many N.O.M.A.A.M. Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
All of them because beer makes you do stupid things.
Al Bundy's National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood, and church of Beer for men only.