Monday, September 14, 2009

Part 25 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Seventh-day Adventist Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes SIX: One to hold a silent prayer vigil, one to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb,  one to quote the appropriate scripture from the bible, and two to go knock on someone's door and annoy them.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Part 24 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many N.O.M.A.A.M. Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
All of them because beer makes you do stupid things.
Al Bundy's National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood, and church of Beer for men only.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Part 23 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Taoists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: They think it is person who came back (reincarnated), and then left again to be part of the cosmos.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Part 22 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Confucius Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes Two: One to change the light bulb, and one to write down words of wisdom for future bulb changers.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Part 21 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Sikhs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 2: One to change the bulb, and One to hold his turbine.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Part 20 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Eastern Orthodox Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 3: One Bishop to approve the Light Bulb Change, One Apostle to hold the ladder, and One Apostle to change the bulb.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Part 19 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Charismatics Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Only One: Hands are already in the air.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Part 18 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Catholics Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
One: A Catholic Priest because they now use electric candles.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Part 17 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Presbyterians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Part 16 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Scientology Followers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Two Members: One to secretly video tape the change, and one member to assigned as a sacrifice, usually Tom Cruise.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Part 15 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Methodists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Undetermined: Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Part 14 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Nazarenes Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 6: One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Part 13 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Hinduism Worshippers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: They burn Cow Dung for light.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Part 12 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Shintoism Worshippers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Five: Two to ring the bell; One to bow; One to light the Incense Stick; and One to pray the bulb wont go out again.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Part 11 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Buddhist Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None, Buddhist don't use light bulbs they only use incense sticks and candles. They believe they are all ready enlightened!