Part 9 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Muslims Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Islam uses Camel Dung to make fire stick, give light.

Part 8 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Pentecostals Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Part 7 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Unitarians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
They choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life, tinted, and energy efficient; all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Part 6 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Mormons Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It takes 5: One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Part 5 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Lutherans Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Lutherans don't believe in change.

Part 4 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Atheist Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Darkness is good, so say they all!