Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Part 15 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Methodists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Undetermined: Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Part 14 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Nazarenes Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 6: One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Part 13 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Hinduism Worshippers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: They burn Cow Dung for light.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Part 12 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Shintoism Worshippers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Five: Two to ring the bell; One to bow; One to light the Incense Stick; and One to pray the bulb wont go out again.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Part 11 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Buddhist Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None, Buddhist don't use light bulbs they only use incense sticks and candles. They believe they are all ready enlightened!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Part 10 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Episcopalians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 3: One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.