Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Part 23 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Taoists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: They think it is person who came back (reincarnated), and then left again to be part of the cosmos.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Part 22 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Confucius Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes Two: One to change the light bulb, and one to write down words of wisdom for future bulb changers.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Part 21 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Sikhs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 2: One to change the bulb, and One to hold his turbine.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Part 20 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Eastern Orthodox Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 3: One Bishop to approve the Light Bulb Change, One Apostle to hold the ladder, and One Apostle to change the bulb.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Part 19 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Charismatics Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Only One: Hands are already in the air.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Part 18 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Catholics Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
One: A Catholic Priest because they now use electric candles.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Part 17 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Presbyterians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Part 16 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Scientology Followers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Two Members: One to secretly video tape the change, and one member to assigned as a sacrifice, usually Tom Cruise.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Part 15 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Methodists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Undetermined: Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Part 14 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Nazarenes Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 6: One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Part 13 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Hinduism Worshippers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: They burn Cow Dung for light.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Part 12 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Shintoism Worshippers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Five: Two to ring the bell; One to bow; One to light the Incense Stick; and One to pray the bulb wont go out again.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Part 11 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Buddhist Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None, Buddhist don't use light bulbs they only use incense sticks and candles. They believe they are all ready enlightened!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Part 10 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Episcopalians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 3: One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Part 9 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Muslims Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Islam uses Camel Dung to make fire stick, give light.