Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Part 15 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Methodists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Undetermined: Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Part 14 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Nazarenes Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 6: One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Part 13 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Hinduism Worshippers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: They burn Cow Dung for light.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Part 12 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Shintoism Worshippers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Five: Two to ring the bell; One to bow; One to light the Incense Stick; and One to pray the bulb wont go out again.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Part 11 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Buddhist Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None, Buddhist don't use light bulbs they only use incense sticks and candles. They believe they are all ready enlightened!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Part 10 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Episcopalians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 3: One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Part 9 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Muslims Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Islam uses Camel Dung to make fire stick, give light.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Part 8 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Pentecostals Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Part 7 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Unitarians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
They choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life, tinted, and energy efficient; all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Part 6 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Mormons Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It takes 5: One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Part 5 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Lutherans Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Lutherans don't believe in change.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Part 4 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Atheist Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Darkness is good, so say they all!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Part 3 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Amish Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
What's a light bulb?

Friday, February 27, 2009

Part 2 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Roman Catholics Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None
They use Candles only.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Part 1 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Baptists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
At least 15 -
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.