Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Part 10 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Episcopalians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It Takes 3: One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Part 9 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Muslims Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Islam uses Camel Dung to make fire stick, give light.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Part 8 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Pentecostals Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Part 7 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Unitarians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
They choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life, tinted, and energy efficient; all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Part 6 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Mormons Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
It takes 5: One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Part 5 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Lutherans Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Lutherans don't believe in change.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Part 4 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Atheist Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None: Darkness is good, so say they all!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Part 3 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Amish Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
What's a light bulb?

Friday, February 27, 2009

Part 2 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Roman Catholics Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None
They use Candles only.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Part 1 - Light Bulbs Really Can Describe Your Religion:

How Many Baptists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
At least 15 -
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

This Blog will help you find out what kind of Religious Light Bulb your are!

I will try and cover all the religions.
If I miss one please let me know.